Thursday, May 12, 2011

Florida has Outlawed Sex

It has been awhile since I have posted because I have been crazy busy as Idealuch sole SEO specialist.  Sorry about that guys, hopefully I can get into the habit of posting at least once a day in the morning.  I have been following a story out of Florida for the last few months that has taken a funny turn in the last couple of days.  The problem:  After a Florida resident took some carnal comfort with one of his animals, Florida realized that it didn't have a bestiality law on the books.  oops.  Not content with the animal cruelty charges the legislator decided it was now a priority to pass a specific bestiality law to proper punish those who engage in such behavior.   After three attempts the law finally passed.  But wait a sec, read the actual law!! It specifically outlaws intercourse with an animal....As any person that has passed freshman biology knows, humans are animals...So after 3 attempts, numerous readings and a governor's  signature the state of Florida has effectively outlawed sex with all animals.. including humans.

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